February 2012
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penishole:
I swear to god if I get one more Tumblr staff blog giveaway alert message I’m going to kill a random cluster of newborn children
trolllinginthedeep:
dreadpiratezoe:
durncriss:
Stop Typing Like This You Look Like A Goddamn Idiot I Want To Hit You With A Keyboard
Don’t Tell Me How To Live My Life
By Fall Out Boy
princemilk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
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“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity...”
– Mark Twain (via livingspiration)
firstworldproblemchild:
some days i look at people and think “well i’m an asshole but at least i’m not THAT asshole.”
alllll-alright:
panic/anxiety attacks for no apparent reason at all are so fun
not.
