January 2011
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Omegle Conversation 13: The most badass one i've...
Stranger: Your time to buy milk, John..!
You: but i dont wanna buy the milk :(
Stranger: Mrs Hudson wont go
Stranger: Your turn
You: look, i dont care if mrs hudson wont go! i went before you, you went last time, it's her turn
You: why the hell do we go through milk so quickly anyway? o.O
Stranger: It's nutritious.
You: this is our 4th gallon today.
Stranger: I need it!
You: we buy quarts.
Stranger: I get to make plastic from lactose
You: i personally have gone to the store 4 times.
You: i refuse to make it a 5th
Stranger: % is a nicer number
Stranger: *5
Stranger: it's also a prime
You: you know what else it is?
Stranger: insignificant, I suppose
You: well yes, but not where i was going
You: regardless, no. i dont care what twisted thing you're doing in the basement, but milk prices went up last week, and i'd have to start spending my cut of the rent
Stranger: Ask Mycroft
Stranger: He'll be happy to oblige
You: mycroft? you mean that robot you built? the thing can barely move or speak. i doubt it would be able to give me money or go to the store
Stranger: ugh!
You: look, i'm sorry dude! i've got a paper to write! my professor is already mad at me about handing in the last one late, and if i do it again he'll fail me
You: i'm sure we have evaporated milk or something in the pantry
Stranger: But it's gone off!
You: well if you need it that badly go to the store yourself
Stranger: I'm BORED!
You: more of a reason to go to the market! in fact, take a walk there, don't teleport. i think the fresh air will do you good
Stranger: I have better things to do.
You: clearly, after 11 quarts of milk and 27 hours in the basement
Stranger: Matter of fact yes!
You: look dude, i'm not getting the milk for you. be thankful myself or someone else hasn't called the cops, let alone the government about whatever the hell you do down there
Stranger: Whot?!!
You: dude, you made everyone on our street temporarily blind last week
Stranger: cough
You: don't tell me you dont remember that
Stranger: well this wasnt my fault
Stranger: technically
You: -_- what did you do now?
Stranger: I'm just measuring the..
You: ...the...
Stranger: ugh neverind
Stranger: you wouldnt understand
You: -_-
Stranger: *sighs*
You: look, i'm going back upstairs. Come get me if you set something on fire or something like that
You have disconnected.
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Anonymous asked: hi, just here to say that you're a beautiful person
even more beautiful than those boys you reblog
i know, it's so hard to believe it'd be possible
but yes, tis true. so i hope you can read this and feel beautiful, because you deserve it.
even more beautiful than those boys you reblog
i know, it's so hard to believe it'd be possible
but yes, tis true. so i hope you can read this and feel beautiful, because you deserve it.
superrsexx--deactivated20120425 asked: I know right! Horrribleeee!
I find her extremely annoying... But because she...
When I try to do a cute smile
imfuckinyou:
EXPECTATION
REALITY
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